Thats right people, he wears fake boobs. Why, you may ask? WHO KNOWS. He ALSO wears a fake baby bump. You know, those things you can put on at a maternity store. Do they have a name? And apparently he eats a mixture of mayo, catsup and mustard out of a soda bottle that ghas been cut in half. Anyways, whatever floats your boat , right?
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Oh wow.
Hypothetically speaking, if someone wanted to see this guy in person, where would one look?
Wow.
I kind of want to throw up now.
There are no words.....CREEPY!
I laugh every time I check your blog. Why are you guys so dang funny?
GROSS! I just threw up in my mouth. I wanna know what he's reading.
Not a dull moment for Matt at work! Freaking hilarious! xo
Poor guy. There's got to be a logical explination.. that's what's so fascinating to me. One day we'll know... one day... a long long time from now. Until then, he makes life interesting for us all.McKenzi
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