I just read a story about a friend of a friend of a friend who made a little mistake on the program for sarament meeting. He was looking for a picture of Christ for a filler on the program and Googled "picture of Jesus Christ". Without looking closely he went ahead and printed them. 100 of them. And handed them out. Jesus is holding a Winchester rifle. He was slightly embarassed.
Friday, October 24, 2008
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
and because of you I can decorate my porch with wickety-wak things like giant bats (dont worry, its totally not real), vibrating motion-sensing screaming witch, ginormous spider webs, over sized pumpkins and hang human limbs from my car. Because of you I can pretend to be something or someone else for one WHOLE day and it is totally ligit. Oh, and i get to throw candy and scream at little kids when they come to my door....or tell them to BE SURE to shake the soda can before they open it. Thanks Halloween for making my life to freaking exciting!
Monday, October 13, 2008
Sunday, October 5, 2008
Okay people...just because I was once a Greenpeace member does NOT mean that I like animals roaming my house. Yes, i do have an almost 6ft boa in our basement. Yes, we do have a lizard and tree frogs. (actually the 7th treefrog just died and the 8th isnt looking so hot). Yes, Leah loves to feed the Lizard mealworms and will sometimes forget she put a few in her pocket. Yes, i did assist in the murder of a rat when i put it in a cooler of dry ice so it could "go to sleep" and make it easier to feed the snake. And YES I just found a giant cricket in my house. Going up the stairs. Maybe to the girls room. i find this revolting. All I can say is this is no wonderland and I aint Alice. Little did I know that when I married Matt, I was marrying into the reptile kingdom.