Story #1
For the last few days I have had a TERRIBLE tooth ache. Worse than cramps. Worse than braxton hicks. Worse than learning how to snowboard. I must tell you that I have had TWO root canals on this particular tooth. So the dentist decided to extract it. I made him make it so numb that i did not know my two front teeth existed. But the GROSSEST part was even though I couldnt feel much pain, I still felt and heard the tooth being ripped out of my mouth. it was lovely.
Story #2
Leah pulled down her pants and peed on my neighbors grass.
The Life of Lori Lynn
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- lori
- Here goes nothing.Okay, so I am obsessed with flowers. My dream is to dive with humpbacks. I am completly freaked out by heights or driving over large bridges. I hate fruit flies or the flies that fly in squares. I accept gift cards to Nordstrom any day of the week. I have decided that this coming birthday I want to eat powdered doughnuts all day long. I cannot type even remotely fast. I really think my feet are pretty. Up until recently I thought the octane level of gasoline was the year of the gas. And yes, I have driven off with the pump still in my car. I love to cook for people. I really dont like finding dog hairs in my kids diapers. I still need to learn where exactly all 50 states are. Oh, and i love, love how I feel after a long day at the beach. I love Matt, Hayley, Leah and Reese .I love family, freinds and life.
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2 comments:
Story #1 is just ewwy. I would imagine that's kind of like getting a c-section and still feeling the tugging, etc. Ack! My mom says that was bizarre.
Story #2: Hilarious! It reminds me of our first summer in AK. We got here in the winter, and all the parks mostly have no plumbing, as it would freeze in the winter, nor are there porta-potties as there are for the four months without snow. So Wolfgang got pretty comfy with me helping them find a tree and letting him go.
Spring comes...it's still quite cold and the potty has not arrived. I am sitting in the truck with the twins and letting him play. Suddenly, I see him start to take his pants down right underneath the playground structure!! He peed right there! Too funny, in that "looking back" kind of way. At the time, I was going to die of embarrassment. :)
Story number one is crappy, and I feel bad for you! And story number two is why I love Leah. So much.
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