Sunday, March 22, 2009

ATTENTION ALL OF MY HOMEGIRLS!


Just an excuse to have a get together. Any friends from childhood to mission to motherhood...come hang! There will be YUMMY food and GREAT people.
WHEN: Saturday March 28th 6pm-?
WHERE: My house (email me for address - lori.oehler@gmail)
There will be lots of food but feel free to bring something to share! You can bring your kids. No gifts.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

I DID IT.

Yeseree. I RAN THREE MILES. TRES. WITHOUT STOPPING. This may not seem like a big deal to some of you, but considering I could barely run around my block a few months ago AND the last time I RAN a mile was for my 5th grade physical fitness test. And i am going to keep going until...I look good NAKED. So...BOO YA!

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Got Dead

Hayley: Mom, I think we should move to Washington.
Me: Why Hayley?
Hayley: because George Washington lived there.
Me: I think George Washington is dead.
Hayley: I think someone shot him in the head. They didnt like his talk. He got dead.
Me: Hmmmm

Leah: Mom, GUESS what I am going to be when I grow up? A grown up.
Me in my brain: deep, very deep.

While out to dinner..
Leah: (crossing her eyes) mommy! there are TWO fans!
This is after she put her WHOLE fist in her mouth to get all of the Ranch dressing off her hand.

AAAANNNDDDD, for the grand finale. Leah, out of her 3 year old rage called Hayley a yit-butt..but said the REAL thing.

Reese: da da da bla bla da (before, during and after her attempt to climb the stairs, unravel the TP, play in the toilet, eat cheerios off the floor and hide from Leah.)
Me in my brain: Amazing, just amazing.

I almost wet my pants.


Okay, i PROMISE i dont watch TV all day but I happened to watch this show last night and oh was it worth it! This hunky guy is the co-founder of Apple computers and could not dance to save his life! I was laughing so hard that tears were streaming down my face. I dont know how to give the link to videos but just go to the "Dancing with the Stars" website and you will be able to almost wet your pants too.

Friday, March 6, 2009